Subject: Restroom Signs . . . .?

Posted on June 5, 2009 by  
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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University,
Durham, NC
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If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza,
Washington, DC
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Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's
"Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81,
West Virginia
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou,
Baton Rouge, LO
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her sh*t.
Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill,
Chapel Hill, NC
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At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,
Tucson, AZ
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
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Make love, not war. -Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom The Filling Station,
Bozeman, MT
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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books New York, New York.
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
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Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
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You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
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No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills,CA
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:

If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort,
Dallas, TX.

They made me chuckle. Nice and simple, but lasting.

Comments

2 Responses to “Subject: Restroom Signs . . . .?”

  1. Roadrunner on June 5th, 2009 4:15 am

    I like the one at the House of Representatives
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  2. laugh on June 5th, 2009 4:52 am

    They made me chuckle. Nice and simple, but lasting.
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